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my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

(via what-a-catastrophe)


i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via untermieter)

The Infamous Middle Finger